Tony Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 I bought a beef joint for the girls Sunday dinner today and it's cooking instructions are on the underside of the weight label.... Being a bloke i needs a heads up when it comes to cooking this type of thing so what prat decided to package it like this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMARTLY Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Don't you peel it off to view, before you unwrap it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liner33 Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Cooking instructions for roasting meat are universal , 20mins per lb and 20 mins over so a 2lb joint would take 1 hour to cook For beef and lamb I tend turn the oven up high , say 220 degrees for the first 20mins and then down to 180 for the remaining time this seals the outside yet ensures the centre stays pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted February 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Don't you peel it off to view, before you unwrap it? Won't peel off with the wording so i socked it in hot water for 30min, same result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted February 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Cooking instructions for roasting meat are universal , 20mins per lb and 20 mins over so a 2lb joint would take 1 hour to cook For beef and lamb I tend turn the oven up high , say 220 degrees for the first 20mins and then down to 180 for the remaining time this seals the outside yet ensures the centre stays pink It's beef wrapped in string so do i also add fat or and wrap it in foil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liner33 Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 You can wrap it in foil if you like but it's not essential Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freaky Roadster Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Instructions are done like that because blokes don't read them and women don't need to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted February 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Instructions are done like that because blokes don't read them and women don't need to. Kebab's all round then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamithUK Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Instructions are done like that because blokes don't read them and women don't need to. Kebab's all round then Or chinese - my favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted February 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Jokes on me...... Cooked the beef, took a bath and when i came down pikey dog nicked the beef ..... I disrepair, kebab's it really is then!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Jokes on me...... Cooked the beef, took a bath and when i came down pikey dog nicked the beef ..... I disrepair, kebab's it really is then!! Why not put the meat somewhere the dogs can't get it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorps Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 If I were Chinese that damn dog would be on the barbeque! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted February 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 I thought it was out of her reach...... Anyway i trimmed it a bit and it was lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 I thought it was out of her reach...... Anyway i trimmed it a bit and it was lovely After it had been in the dogs mouth!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorps Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Tell me you didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parthiban Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 After it had been in the dogs mouth!! People seem to be happy kissing their dogs so I guess it's not that insane...... Lol at the label, although surely it's easier to just look it up on the net than faff around getting the label off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazz33 Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Cook the dog.? 2 meals for 1 .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freaky Roadster Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Slow cooked dog stuffed with beef mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, garnished with garlic ginger and chilli oil mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm served on a bed of fragrant rice and a side of pakchoi, ............... making me hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorps Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 People seem to be happy kissing their dogs so I guess it's not that insane...... That's disgusting, knowing how bendy dogs are and what parts of their body they like to lick. I would never allow a dog to lick me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 She had pulled the joint off the side but it was to hot to eat so i washed it....... Twas lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 She had pulled the joint off the side but it was to hot to eat so i washed it....... Twas lovely Nice!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parthiban Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 That's disgusting, knowing how bendy dogs are and what parts of their body they like to lick. I would never allow a dog to lick me. I'm with you mate, but then I wouldn't even want a dog sitting on my furniture so I'm never going to understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Other than pull it off the side there was no tooth marks on it so wash-N-go is fine in my book....... If she took it in the garden then that's another thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Still been on the floor though but rather you than me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 What's a matter with ya, didn't you eat mud when you were a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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