Tony Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Slipping?..... failing to grip at the most inconvenient times?..... If yes then you need Yes "Tyre Grip" can aid your "gripability", the patented "tacky BEEP" is guaranteed to keep you glued to the road .... Simply apply an entire can to your tyres and watch the "tacky BEEP" get glued to your drive. Available from these participating stores Halfrauds Chav Auto store (next door to Tanya's brothers mates house near the canal Essex) Nicey spicey Kebab experience, the pavement, everywhere. Soon to be reviewed in "total bollox magazine"....... Watch this smudge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Sounds good mate!!! I edited the swearing as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aztecbandit1 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Wonder if my patented tyre rubber bands will work? pretty cheap too, all you need to do is go to Partners/Staples and buy the biggest bag of rubber bands you can, remove your tyres and wrap the hubs in the rubber bands? you might need a few packets but you can vary the amount for different sizes of wheel, giving you the low profile look if required, And now the good part? if any of the rubber bands snap while on the motorway you can just slip another couple on, saving time and effort and no more punctures, and you can even buy different colours of rubber bands so you can colour code them to your car/lorry, no more need to have just black rubber on your rims Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIH Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 not sure if I;d want an "etremely flammable" coating on me tyres... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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