Tony Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 We stayed in a lodge on holiday simply because they allowed dogs. Now we all have a mental image of our houses so when we get up st night we kind of know where the toilet is. I got up to go to the toilet and my brain took me outside the room? Problem was i was in the corridor "naked".I didn't have a doorย card to get in so i was naked banging on the door trying to wake Elaine... Took about half an hour because i was banging the door by not so loud to bring attention... It could only happen to me ๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rich Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 That really doesn't surprise me!ย ๐ I'm struggling to understand how it happened in a lodge as you normally don't have locks on the bedrooms. Unless other people were staying in it too like a shared one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffers Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 I reckon it's all a big story you've invented to cover the forthcoming newspaper article in case any of us read it: Tony Bones exposed himself to 2 old Ladies One had a stroke, the other couldn't reach. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted October 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 On 07/10/2021 at 20:27, Rich said: That really doesn't surprise me!ย ๐ I'm struggling to understand how it happened in a lodge as you normally don't have locks on the bedrooms. Unless other people were staying in it too like a shared one? The rooms have a key card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 On 07/10/2021 at 09:18, Tony said: We stayed in a lodge on holiday simply because they allowed dogs. Now we all have a mental image of our houses so when we get up st night we kind of know where the toilet is. I got up to go to the toilet and my brain took me outside the room? Problem was i was in the corridor "naked".I didn't have a doorย card to get in so i was naked banging on the door trying to wake Elaine... Took about half an hour because i was banging the door by not so loud to bring attention... It could only happen to me ๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ funny haha, ย Don't a similar thing on my wedding night ๐คทat my house at the time it was a long way to the toilet front my room,left out the door left again and all the way to the end of the house is there toilet was.so after god know how many or what drinks later I was super smashed ๐คฃ,got up in the night to go to the toilet and left the room turn left the left again walked to the end and went for a pee ๐คฃ stackerz I was,I strolled back to what I thought was my bedroom and my newly wife startled me as she shouted jae you f'ing idiot get back in here ๐คฃ then I came to a but and realised what had happened ๐คฃ knowone said anything to me during check out ๐คท๐คท๐คช๐คช๐คช Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted January 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 When i was saving money to buy my first flat we moved in my brother's house and seemingly i took a p**s in his wardrobe ๐ฒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffers Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 4 hours ago, Tony said: When i was saving money to buy my first flat we moved in my brother's house and seemingly i took a p**s in his wardrobe ๐ฒ That happens a lot - my mate has done that a couple of times. His wife isn't impressed and tells the world each time he's done it.ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 My brother used to do that as a kid. He came in my room one night when I was watching TV in bed and did a wee on my chair! He also did it up the mirror on the landing another time!ย ๐ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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