Because I've started to become Tony.
I checked the MOT last year and I've done less than 500 miles. So it's just sitting there not being used while the girlfriend is spending £300 a month on her car. Money she can barely afford. Hers is coming to the end of lease in a couple of months and she'll need another, so the idea is sell the Audi, return her car at lease end and buy something suitable for her.